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"You are my blue beach glass."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"The listing said it's only one block from the beach!"

'I can't say exactly where we are, but I'm pretty confident it's British territory,'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

A man a plan a canal Panama.

Workaholic on the beach

"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Beer Parasol.

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

'...And that's about it- how was your day?'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand..."

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'

T-shirts read: I am the master of my fate/Oh yeah?

'Must we always go south?!'

"Have you notice how warm the rain is here?"

Beach Day

'The man who discovered summer.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."

Blizzards and traffic jams cripple southern Spain... I'll drink to that! (Couple on Brighton beach).

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"And no more thongs for you this summer."