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"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"I'll never be Big Bird."

"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"The waves were great today."

"Save my spot?"

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

Christies

Sunbathing Police Officer

"How's the burger?"

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

"Where? Where?"

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

So, I'm the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

"It's over. Go home."

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

'Bloody typical.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Summertime.

That's a material breach if I've ever seen one.

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

"I love Boxing Day"