Basketball Fan Who Loves Cars Gifts

'... Then Josh sets a pick, which should open a lane for Andy to drive to the hoop...'

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

I love Basketball.

Puppy.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Basketball.

Roads with a view.

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'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Game In A Can.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Kobe Bryant

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'