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'... Then Josh sets a pick, which should open a lane for Andy to drive to the hoop...'

"Good game."

"Google car."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Playing pig

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

I love Basketball.

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Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Puppy.

Basketball.

Roads with a view.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Game In A Can.

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Kobe Bryant

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

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