Banking Jokester Pillows

"Our checks bounced again."

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Let's vote. All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing our secret bank account and splitting?"

'How are you at takeovers?'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"I have your evaluation...great teamwork, great morale...basically, you're a good dog."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"Tag! Your salary's frozen."

"The GOOD news is that customers complaints are down, the BAD news is that we've got no customers."

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

'I just asked to see the annual figures...'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

Some cultures use fish as money. 'Got change for a halibut?' 'Sure! Minnows OK?

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

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