Banking Jokes Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines your love for finance and a good laugh? Our banking joke collection offers witty, creatively designed products for those passionate about banking and humor alike. Whether it’s for a fellow banker, a finance student, or someone who appreciates clever wordplay, our range injects humor into their everyday essentials. These playful items are sure to bring smiles and lighten the mood in any banking environment.

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Man in the bank at deposits queue: 'Could I please go ahead of you? My wife's on her way to the mall!'

Man in the bank at deposits queue: 'Could I please go ahead of you? My wife's on her way to the mall!' mockup

Man in the bank at deposits queue: 'Could I please go ahead of you? My wife's on her way to the mall!'

from $19.00

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million." mockup

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

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"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain." mockup

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

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'Give Me All The Money In My Account' mockup

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

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'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,' mockup

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

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Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts. mockup

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

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'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.' mockup

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

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"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting." mockup

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

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'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.' mockup

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

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'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?' mockup

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

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'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?' mockup

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

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Harvest Data Festival

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'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!' mockup

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

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"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time." mockup

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

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"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!" mockup

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

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Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?" mockup

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

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Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only mockup

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

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PANIC!

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"Hands up!"

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"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?" mockup

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

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'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

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"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden." mockup

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

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"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..." mockup

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

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'My latest invention...the credit rock!'

'My latest invention...the credit rock!' mockup

'My latest invention...the credit rock!'

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'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...' mockup

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

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'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.' mockup

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

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'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?' mockup

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

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'Sorry, we don't make loans.'

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"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?"

"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?" mockup

"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?"

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"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee." mockup

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

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'I need a loan for a bypass. To bypass my wife. She holds the purse strings.'

'I need a loan for a bypass. To bypass my wife. She holds the purse strings.' mockup

'I need a loan for a bypass. To bypass my wife. She holds the purse strings.'

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Banking Jokes Gifts Collection

Banking Jokes Mugs

Explore our collection of banking joke mugs and bring some humor into your favorite finance enthusiast’s morning routine.

Banking Jokes Pillows

Find the perfect humorous pillow to add personality and laughs to any finance fan’s home or office space.

Banking Jokes Prints

Browse our creative prints featuring funny banking quotes—an excellent choice for decorating a finance-themed space.

Banking Jokes T-Shirts

Check out our banking joke t-shirt selection—ideal for adding a witty twist to casual wear for finance lovers.