Ballgame Jester Gifts

"Sometimes they call you a pumpkin. For that, I'm taking you to court."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Beer Order

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Tennis ball girl.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Where did this extra

At The Clown Bank.

'Is he taking the piss?'

Rugby oldies

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

'Team spirit, my ass.'

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

"This is a real Dada performance."

Accountant Juggler