Ballgame Jester Gifts

"Sometimes they call you a pumpkin. For that, I'm taking you to court."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Beer Order

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Tennis ball girl.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

At The Clown Bank.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Where did this extra

Rugby oldies

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

'Team spirit, my ass.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

"This is a real Dada performance."

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Accountant Juggler

Medical advice for runners road signs.