Balding Humor Lover Gifts

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You've got dry scalp.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Whale Pattern Balding

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Well, did it work?"

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Comb over club.

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Whale Pattern Balding,

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."