Balding Satirist Gifts

Whale Pattern Balding

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

'Secondhand smoke.'

Facelook

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

Blockhead

The Pope

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Capitalism

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Thomas Carlyle

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Cowboy Trump

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Oink.