Balding Humorist Gifts

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Be creative...!"

Hardy Annuals

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'I use that to check for combovers.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Lion Toupee

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Comb over club.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

"Well, did it work?"

Hair loss comb.

Combs for the bald.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

It didn't take Zoe long to realise that she had made a big mistake by investing in cheaper helium implants.

'There's a hair in my soup and you can see it cannot possibly have come from me!'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'