Balding Humorist Prints

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Be creative...!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Lion Toupee

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Hair loss comb.

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

"Well, did it work?"

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Comb over club.

Combs for the bald.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

It didn't take Zoe long to realise that she had made a big mistake by investing in cheaper helium implants.

'There's a hair in my soup and you can see it cannot possibly have come from me!'

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

'You're just molting! It scared me too - the first time my feathers fell out!'

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Bridgehampton Riding Academy