Balding Humor Lover Prints

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

'You've got dry scalp.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Whale Pattern Balding

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Well, did it work?"

Comb over club.

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Combs for the bald.

Whale Pattern Balding,

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

Custer's Last Strand

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."