Balding Banter Lover Prints

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

Cold caller.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'Here comes Ted.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Whale Pattern Balding