Balding Banter Lover T-Shirts

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Cold caller.

The Gilmore Girls

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Here comes Ted.'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'I use that to check for combovers.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'