Backyard King Gifts

The King Can Do No Wrong

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Bird Bath.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Strikeout Dog

"Freeloader. Get a job."

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"Hold it!"

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"He likes his bones smoked."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

This had the potential to get really nasty...

"The long winter has gotten you out of shape, dad. Your back locked up. If it was your computer, I could help you."

"Come to bed Frank. You have a problem."