Backyard King Gifts

The King Can Do No Wrong

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Bird Bath.

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Strikeout Dog

"Freeloader. Get a job."

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

"Hold it!"

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"He likes his bones smoked."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

"The long winter has gotten you out of shape, dad. Your back locked up. If it was your computer, I could help you."

"Come to bed Frank. You have a problem."