Bachelor Life Commentator Gifts

Men Behaving Acceptably.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

True Debate Fun

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I've got the iron.'

'Tele-barketer.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

"Siri, find me someone better."

'I slipped into something less comfortable.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'This could be a new record!'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

Cult films!

'Don't look. You'll burn your eyes out.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

Are you sure this is the best way to fill the endowed chair?