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Men Behaving Acceptably.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'I've got the iron.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Okey-doke,'

'I slipped into something less comfortable.'

"Siri, find me someone better."

'That would be way embarrassing.'

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

Cult films!

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'This could be a new record!'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Are you sure this is the best way to fill the endowed chair?

Yes, it's a small nest. I've given up on relationships: I've built myself a bachelor pad...