Baby Name Geek Gifts

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Archimedes statue with a lever

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Nerd tryouts.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Welsh airport arrivals.

"I've been genetically modified!"

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'He's got your nose.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Gene Therapy

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.