
Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.
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Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.
I love Classics.
"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."
'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'
Archimedes statue with a lever
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
No time for sirtaki now, Greece!
'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'
Loch Ness Beer Monster
Cow of BEEF
'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'
The Thinker. The Listener
Oedipus
Sharing the Bed with Zeno
'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'
'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'
"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"
What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.
Cyclopetrist's Waiting room
School of Ology.
Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.
Park and Ride dilema
Thracebook..
Knight with paint tin on his head.
I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.
'First you must prove your worthiness.'
I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.
Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.
"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."
'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'
'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'
'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'
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