Baby Name Geek Pillows

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Nerd tryouts.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'He's got your nose.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.