Awkward Goodbye Avoider Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful yet funny gift for someone who dodges goodbyes? Our collection celebrates the humorous side of social awkwardness with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for lightening the mood and showing you understand their unique way of saying farewell.

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"I hate goodbyes too, Larry, but I'm just going to get a coffee"

"I hate goodbyes too, Larry, but I'm just going to get a coffee" mockup

"I hate goodbyes too, Larry, but I'm just going to get a coffee" mockup

"I hate goodbyes too, Larry, but I'm just going to get a coffee" mockup

"I hate goodbyes too, Larry, but I'm just going to get a coffee" mockup

"I hate goodbyes too, Larry, but I'm just going to get a coffee"

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"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling." mockup

"How sweet, your hand is trembling." mockup

"How sweet, your hand is trembling." mockup

"How sweet, your hand is trembling." mockup

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

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"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?" mockup

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?" mockup

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?" mockup

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?" mockup

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

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"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?" mockup

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?" mockup

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?" mockup

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?" mockup

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

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'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?' mockup

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?' mockup

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?' mockup

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?' mockup

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

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"You know I hate birthdays!"

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!" mockup

"You know I hate birthdays!"

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"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor." mockup

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor." mockup

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor." mockup

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor." mockup

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

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Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious mockup

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious mockup

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious mockup

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious mockup

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

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Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix. mockup

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix. mockup

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix. mockup

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix. mockup

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

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"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner." mockup

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner." mockup

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner." mockup

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner." mockup

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

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"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!" mockup

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!" mockup

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!" mockup

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!" mockup

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

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'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

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'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

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"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule." mockup

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule." mockup

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule." mockup

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule." mockup

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!" mockup

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!" mockup

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!" mockup

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!" mockup

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

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'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.' mockup

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.' mockup

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.' mockup

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.' mockup

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

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"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

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Nethead strip: Dates

Nethead strip: Dates mockup

Nethead strip: Dates mockup

Nethead strip: Dates mockup

Nethead strip: Dates mockup

Nethead strip: Dates

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'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.' mockup

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.' mockup

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.' mockup

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.' mockup

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

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"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ." mockup

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ." mockup

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ." mockup

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ." mockup

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

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"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?" mockup

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?" mockup

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?" mockup

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?" mockup

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

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A man and a woman at a house party

A man and a woman at a house party mockup

A man and a woman at a house party mockup

A man and a woman at a house party mockup

A man and a woman at a house party mockup

A man and a woman at a house party

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"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end." mockup

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end." mockup

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end." mockup

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end." mockup

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

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"Would you like to dance with me?"

"Would you like to dance with me?" mockup

"Would you like to dance with me?" mockup

"Would you like to dance with me?" mockup

"Would you like to dance with me?" mockup

"Would you like to dance with me?"

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"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?" mockup

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?" mockup

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?" mockup

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?" mockup

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

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'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?' mockup

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?' mockup

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?' mockup

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?' mockup

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

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'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...' mockup

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...' mockup

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...' mockup

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...' mockup

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'

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Not in the mood for human interaction line

Not in the mood for human interaction line mockup

Not in the mood for human interaction line mockup

Not in the mood for human interaction line mockup

Not in the mood for human interaction line mockup

Not in the mood for human interaction line

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"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age." mockup

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age." mockup

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age." mockup

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age." mockup

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

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'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem'

'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem' mockup

'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem' mockup

'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem' mockup

'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem' mockup

'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem'

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"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ." mockup

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ." mockup

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ." mockup

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ." mockup

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

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Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date. mockup

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date. mockup

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date. mockup

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date. mockup

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.

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"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax." mockup

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax." mockup

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax." mockup

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax." mockup

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

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'Are you feeling as angry, helpless, bloated and turned on as I am?'

'Are you feeling as angry, helpless, bloated and turned on as I am?' mockup

'Are you feeling as angry, helpless, bloated and turned on as I am?' mockup

'Are you feeling as angry, helpless, bloated and turned on as I am?' mockup

'Are you feeling as angry, helpless, bloated and turned on as I am?' mockup

'Are you feeling as angry, helpless, bloated and turned on as I am?'

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Awkward Goodbye Avoider Gifts Collection

Awkward Goodbye Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring designs that celebrate the awkward goodbye avoider—perfect for a quick sip or a conversation starter.

Awkward Goodbye Avoider Pillows

Browse pillows that add humor and personality to any space, designed for those who prefer to avoid farewells with style.

Awkward Goodbye Avoider Prints

Check out our prints that celebrate social quirks with humor—great for personalized decor that sparks smiles.

Awkward Goodbye Avoider T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts that humorously acknowledge the art of dodging goodbyes—ideal for casual wear with a witty twist.