Awkward Age Survivor Gifts

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"God help us, it's that guy."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Women

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

Hot flashes

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"You look good for your age."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Livin' the dream

Period Of Transition

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"I would embrace the aging process if I could life my arms."

Pensioners Ahead

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