Awkward Age Survivor T-Shirts

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"God help us, it's that guy."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Women

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You look good for your age."

Period Of Transition

Livin' the dream

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

Pensioners Ahead

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

"You smell like wet cardboard."

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

Baby Boomers...Finance Your Mid Life Crisis Here!

"I would embrace the aging process if I could life my arms."