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"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Let's not discuss it."

Livin' the dream

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

"Your car warranty is about to expire..."

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

'Is it something I SAID?'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

Push button for loud noise...

I brought a little ice breaker.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

A young man creating an awkward silence

Mime artist in library.

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

Only thing she hated more than small talk was really, really small talk.

I don't know about you, but I've never felt so useless.

"And then, there was nothing more to say."