Disappointment Survivor T-Shirts

'Women? No, I joined up to forget fifteen men, the English Rugby team.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Emergency Pants

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Oh no! You, again?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'We're in a hurry.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

'What luck!'

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Days of Christmas.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Welcome centre

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."