Disappointment Survivor Gifts

'Women? No, I joined up to forget fifteen men, the English Rugby team.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Emergency Pants

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Oh no! You, again?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'We're in a hurry.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'What luck!'

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

Welcome centre

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

'Your turn.'

Women castaways are joined on the island by ugly men.

Deflating Island

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."