Middle-age Survivor Gifts

Looking for a meaningful gift for a middle-age survivor? Our collection offers a thoughtful mix of humorous and heartfelt products that celebrate their journey, strength, and resilience. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items serve as inspiring reminders that age is just a number and survival deserves celebration.

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"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then." mockup

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers." mockup

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

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'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.' mockup

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

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"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!" mockup

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

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"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy." mockup

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

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'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...' mockup

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

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"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours." mockup

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

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This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair. mockup

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

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Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell. mockup

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

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"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for." mockup

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

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'It's my biological clock.'

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'Ecce homo!'

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"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented." mockup

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

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"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'" mockup

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

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"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'" mockup

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

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'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.' mockup

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

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'Take ten years off the top.'

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Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers. mockup

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

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'You know you're 40 when...'

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'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.' mockup

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

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'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.' mockup

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

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"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause." mockup

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

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"No, actually. 40 is the new 60." mockup

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

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"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?"

"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?" mockup

"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?"

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"Technically, I don't think you can claim to have saved your husband's life on several occasions just because you haven't killed him!"

"Technically, I don't think you can claim to have saved your husband's life on several occasions just because you haven't killed him!" mockup

"Technically, I don't think you can claim to have saved your husband's life on several occasions just because you haven't killed him!"

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"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses." mockup

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

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"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."

"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata." mockup

"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."

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'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.' mockup

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

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The 'Mystery Pain 'game

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"Ah! Here it is!"

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"Sigh...I'm getting old."

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'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!' mockup

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

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Hummer driver.

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Middle-age Survivor Gifts Collection

Middle-age Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for middle-age survivors, designed to inspire and uplift with humorous and heartfelt messages that start their day on a positive note.

Middle-age Survivor Pillows

Discover cozy pillows for middle-age survivors, crafted to provide comfort and motivation every day. A warm gift that celebrates their remarkable journey.

Middle-age Survivor Prints

Browse our inspiring prints for middle-age survivors. Perfect for framing, these pieces capture their resilience and serve as uplifting decor in any space.

Middle-age Survivor T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt collection for middle-age survivors, featuring stylish, empowering designs perfect for expressing strength and resilience with every wear.