Birthday Awkwardness Aficionado Gifts

What would be your least favourite way to die? - 'Drowning I guess.' - 'Good... good.' - '' - 'Why couldn't he jsut say 'happy birthday', like everybody else?' - '' -

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Balloon Surprise

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Football party

Knights

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Celebration in operating theatre.

Birth Cake

Psychologist Birthdays

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Die alone"

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Gaetono Donizetti

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."