Birthday Awkwardness Aficionado Gifts

What would be your least favourite way to die? - 'Drowning I guess.' - 'Good... good.' - '' - 'Why couldn't he jsut say 'happy birthday', like everybody else?' - '' -

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

A Real Pinata Surprise

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Knights

Football party

Birth Cake

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Gaetono Donizetti

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."