Birthday Surprise Aficionado Gifts

'Oh my god!'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I'm here for the hair."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Birth Cake

Football party

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Celebration in operating theatre.

A Real Pinata Surprise

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Gaetono Donizetti

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"