Awkward Dater Gifts

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.

"Sorry I took so long. I went to the bathroom, tried climbing out the window, and got stuck."

Nethead strip: Dates

"I can't let you in Dave, you make mum's stomach turn."

"Hang on, I only asked you if you had any protection."

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

Steve thought the date was going rather well..

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'Look! Lots of people use a toothpick after dinner.'

'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm mildly amused by your condition."

"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."