Awkward Diners Club Gifts

Looking for a gift for an awkward diners club member? Explore our collection of playful and humorous items designed to bring a smile to every plate. Perfect for those who love a little kitchen humor or a quirky twist during meal times! Our products offer a blend of wit and fun, making every dining experience memorable. Whether it’s a gift for a fellow foodie or a cheeky addition to their dining space, find something that captures their awkward charm.

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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt." mockup

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

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'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!' mockup

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

from $19.00

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?' mockup

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

from $19.00

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.' mockup

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

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"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font." mockup

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

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"Hi, I'm Pop!"

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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?" mockup

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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'Who gets the decaf?'

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Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75) mockup

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

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'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.' mockup

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

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"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous." mockup

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

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"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!" mockup

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

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"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

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Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius mockup

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

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'One placebo or two, doctor?'

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Choice hellhole

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'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites' mockup

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

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"I'll have the prayer breakfast." mockup

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

from $19.00

Sushi Train Spotters

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'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.' mockup

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

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"The usual."

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'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.' mockup

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

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"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'." mockup

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

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"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?" mockup

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

from $19.00

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook." mockup

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

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"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint." mockup

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

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Awkward Diners Club Gifts Collection

Awkward Diners Club Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that capture the fun spirit of the awkward diners club—perfect for your loved ones' morning brew or a cheeky gift.

Awkward Diners Club Pillows

Bring humor and personality into the home with our awkward diners club pillows, adding fun decor to any living or dining space.

Awkward Diners Club Prints

Brighten up the walls with our witty and stylish prints inspired by the awkward diners club, making a great conversational piece.

Awkward Diners Club T-Shirts

Find playful and humorous t-shirts that echo the quirky charm of the awkward diners club—ideal for casual wear and playful gifting.