Attending A Celebrity Wedding Gifts

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

Tom Hanks

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Leo McKern

Harriet Walter

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Tom Cruise

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

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