Celebrity Parties Gifts

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Cow Pinatas

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Join me in a Martini?

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Bubbly

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Jack Gleeson

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed