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'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Wine Lady

Champagne

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bacchus.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

Join me in a Martini?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."