Fancy Party T-Shirts

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Purple dress

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Bear Costume

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Dog Dressed to Eat

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"You two seem oddly suited."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

Tiger Costume

"Regular service or affected?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'