Fancy Party Pillows

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Purple dress

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Advocado

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Useless add-ons.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You two seem oddly suited."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

"Regular service or affected?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

Snail Man

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.