Celebrity Wedding Enthusiast Gifts

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Wedding disaster #27.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Merge Ahead

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Wedding Fayre