Armed Guard Gifts

'...and who puts up your sandwiches - her Majesty?'

"He likes it."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

High security Santa's grotto

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Where was the TSA?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

dog vs UFO...

"I need to know who started it."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Scarecrows guarding a field

Slow Night

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Moulin Rouge Security

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I'll take this one."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Watchdog on Holiday

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"