Life Guard Gifts

"Hey, you doing the backstroke, you've forgotten some thing!"

Clown Life guard

Life Guard finds Oil.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"He likes it."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Baby on board.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Saved...life is good!

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Swimming Prankster

"It's trickle down."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"