Armageddon Jester Gifts

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'