Armageddon Jester Mugs

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Never poke fun.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Trump the Jester

I was found guilty, eight of the jury were my ex-wives.

"Work's been really hard."

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.