Arbitration Specialist Gifts

Lawrence of Arbitration

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Mediation Process

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Beg for peace!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

De-escalator.

Conflict In Palestine

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Neutral Man.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

'Hey, get out of my space!'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

Ebola Virus

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."