Arbitration Admirer Gifts

The Washington Arbitrators

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Reading my Critics

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Prisoner still life painting.

One-man band rehearsal.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Picasso'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Cover story: Picasso

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Landscape Artists

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'