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The Washington Arbitrators

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Reading my Critics

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

bird interprets modern art

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Prisoner still life painting.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'It's from his, ‘Hey, my kid could do better than that' period.'