Arbitrage Gifts

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

House sale.

Judge

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

The Washington Arbitrators

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Conflict resolution.

"I'm going to the school board meeting."

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"How much if I pedal?"