Arbitration Gifts

"Oops. I aggravated an old arbitration injury."

National Mediators Society. Push. Pull.

The Washington Arbitrators

Legal Conference. I arbitrate complicated legal disputes. So you're in muddle management!

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

Judge

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

"I'm going to the school board meeting."

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

Conflict resolution.

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"That's your best advice? Play nice!"

L.A. Law

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'

'Let's arbitrate.'

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."