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Lawrence of Arbitration

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Mediation Process

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Beg for peace!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Conflict In Palestine

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Neutral Man.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

'Hey, get out of my space!'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Ebola Virus

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"