Arabian Tales Gifts

Genie caught on the toilet.

The Fourth Little Pig

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Knights of the bedside table.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

Collision

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"I want to be irresistible to women."

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

The true story of how David brought down Goliath.

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"Psst...quick -- check how long a Bible guy named Methuselah lived."

'Tell the children I was swallowed by a whale...'

'I never thought I'd say this, but you're moving just a little too fast for me.'

'Actually, this carpet is astroturf.'

"Well, you weren't my first choice either!"

'You're grounded!'

"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"

Was Jonah being swallowed by the whale just another way of saying his company was taken over by a conglomerate?

Zeb's Exterminators. Let me get this straight -- You want me to get rid of all but two of the termites?

SLEEP Mode