Arabian Nights Aficionado Gifts

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

"Come on lad, a bit of elbow grease, you need to rub harder than that."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Mohammad's motors

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

al-Maliki.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Mahmoud Abbas

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

The delegitimization effort.

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Collision

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

Ismail Haniya

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

"We've got to talk - let's go to a movie."

"So that's two votes for 'Love Actually' and 14 votes for 'A River Runs Through It'."

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

Iraq Study Group Findings.

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani.

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose two