Arabian Nights Fan Gifts

A genie gives a man his wish 'a little head'...

My other carpet is a persian.

A Man's Magic Carpet has broken down and is being towed away

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I don't do wishes by committee."

'They went legit.'

Tonight - Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves.

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

Genie caught on the toilet.

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Malcolm Sargent

Mohammad's motors

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Remote control car breakdown.

"He keeps touching me!"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Spaghetti Mummy

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Lost to antiquity.

'Damn copier broke down again!'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

Energy speculation.

"Yummy mummies."